Underwear Fetish

Why must my puppy tear up every pair of undies I own?
Clean..dirty..it doesn't matter. She can find them in this house no matter WHERE I put them!
I've seen her jump up an into the hamper just to get to them.
I've seen her root around in the clean laundry basket for them.
I've seen her stand in front of the dryer as I open it to start pulling out the laundry to fold....and she noses her way up in there to hunt for them, snatches them, and takes off.
If I don't catch her..she chews them all up until they are shreds.
I hope Santa brings me new undies. I'll have to be going commando til then...or worse----having to wear granny panties!
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