I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I love that Erma Bombeck quote. Actually, I love nearly everything Ms Erma ever said I think. When I was growing up, my mother read everything she ever wrote, and thusly, so did I. Very wise woman was she! But back to the title. I have a confession. After being so good calorie wise at breakfast and lunch...and really honestly planning on having a low-cal snack when I got home from school.... I bombed it! I mean...why would anyone want to choke down enjoy these wonderfully filling treats When THESE are lying right there....already opened...just calling out, "EAT ME...EAT ME".. I mean...they were already opened!! Possibly growing staler by the moment. What was I suppose to do? Let them just sit there...and get hard...and become a waste of my hard earned money? No..I did want any hungry woman on a budget would do. I snarfed those puppies down before they knew what hit them! But now..as I'm licking the salty goodness off my fingers...I am feeling a bit guilty. and trying to ...