Finishing a Thought

Finish a thought......

1. My uncle once took me and my cousin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico off FL's coast, and we caught small sharks and filleted them for dinner.

2. Never in my life will I be a man.

3. When I was five my mom cut my hair so short I looked like a boy, and the girls in Kindergarten wouldn't let me play with them.

4. High school was not such a bad thing. I had friends and boyfriends, and even tho I wasn't a cheerleader or student council representative, I did ok.

5. I will never fully trust anyone to keep a secret, ever again.

6. Once I met my (insert a club)JA friends, I started feeling like I belonged somewhere in this town.

7. There’s this boy I know who steals my heart everytime he smiles at me. (he's 6 yrs old)

8. Once, at a bar, I flashed the doorman to get in w/o paying the cover charge. .....Ok ok...more than once!

9. By noon, My school day is half over, but the curriculum left to teach isn't!

10. Last night, we grilled some AMAZING rib-eyes.

11. If only I had the courage to do what is right for me instead of what is right for everyone else. **dittos this answer**

12. Next time I go to church, I hope my kids will act more repectfully.

13. What worries me most is that Greg might propose.

14. When I turn my head left I see my bed..calling me.

15. When I turn my head right I see my bathroom...needing a good cleaning.

16. You know I’m lying when I say that there's nothing to worry about.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties was good music, carefree times, and having friends around all the time!

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be Puck. (heck..I dunno...I didn't want to put Juliet or Lady McBeth..but my Shakespeare ain't what it usetabe! lol)

19. By this time next year, none of my children will ever be at my school anymore.

20. A better name for me would be Mrs. Connick, jr.

21. I have a hard time understanding how mechanical things work.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll study library sciences. I want to be the lady that sits in the library rocking chair reading stories to children all day. (I know...Librarians don't really get to do that anymore, but I can dream)

23. You know I like you if I read you!

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be ...I dunno. Depends on what the award was for, and who helped me win it. (it says FIRST person..b/c of course I'd thank my family and friends and God, like Oscar winners do).

25. Take my advice: Don't take me seriously. I usually don't know what I'm talking about.

26. My ideal breakfast is eaten after morning sex.

27. A song I love but do not have is Taking Care of Business, by Bachman Turner Overdrive.

28. If you visit my hometown, call me, and I'll meet you there!

29. Why won’t people think before reacting?

30. If you spend a night at my house, you get to sleep in my bed. My mama always taught us that you give up the best for your company.

31. I’d stop my wedding for a medical emergency (??)

32. The world could do without people who think their way of thinking makes them smarter and better.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than have to eat the whole thing.

34. My favorite blondie is me!! LOL (not really)

35. Paper clips are more useful than staples.

36. If I do anything well, it's love my kids. (*note..I didn't say "Parent" my kids.)

37. I can’t help but wonder why I couldn't have been born affluent.

38. I usually cry while driving.

39. My advice to my nephew/niece would be come see me..I'll take care of ya!

40. And by the way, if you made it this far..thank you for spending your time on me!